The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #670

True... my erectile dysfunction is better, but none of my pants fit.

This is my submission for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest for this week. Feel free to submit your own caption in the comments section. You can also enter your own caption in the actual contest by clicking here. It has always been on my bucket list to some day win this contest or at least be picked as a finalist. It hasn't happened yet, but maybe one day.